What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 11:31

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No go.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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So they tried

share office space ...

Hysterias & Posteriors

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good

Unacceptable again!

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Everyone loved it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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Just Forget it!

Still no good.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Loons and Moons

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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No way

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Nuts and Butts

Is it just me, or do we all hate Sasuke from Naruto?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No, not a chance

Then came..

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Thumbs down again.

Minds and Behinds

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Next, they tried...

So, the docs changed it to read

How do you know how physically attractive you actually are?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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